Can you write down eight eights so that they add up to one thousand?

What seven-letter word has hundreds of letters in it?

My thunder comes before the lightning; my lightning comes before clouds; my rain dries all the land it touches. What am I?

Today is John's birthday.
A year ago, John had five candles and he lit all the candles except the one at the last.
Now he is going to light all the candles.

How old is John Today?

(He is not five today.....)

I always drive my customer away.

Who am I?

I have 50 feet long of cloth, I need to create 50 handkerchiefs each size of 1 foot. I take one minute to cut a 1-foot handkerchief. So how long will it take to cut 50 handkerchiefs?

Out of the nine cats that you can see in the picture, there are only two that are completely identical. Can you find them out?

The LCD device should be able to tell the right time in the format HH:MM: SS in a 12-hour format. You can refer to the picture to get an idea. The device is a simple "level indicator" which has to be converted into a watch. How will you program it to work?

I am something people love or hate. I change peoples appearances and thoughts. If a person takes care of them self I will go up even higher. To some people I will fool them. To others I am a mystery. Some people might want to try and hide me but I will show. No matter how hard people try I will Never go down. What am I?

Which statement is true out of the following?
One statement here is false.
Two statements here are false.
Three statements here are false.