Can you write down eight eights so that they add up to one thousand?

There are are five things wrong with this sentence; only geniuses will be able to to spot all of the mitstakes

A bag contains 64 balls of eight different colours. There are eight of each colour (including red). What is the least number you would have to pick, without looking, to be sure of selecting 3 red balls?

James bond was pushed out of an aeroplane without any parachute.
He survived, How come?

All of the flowers I have are orchids except two. All of the flowers I have are hibiscuses except two. All of the flowers I have are roses except two.

Can you tell me how many flowers I have?

John went to a parrot shop in Mexico, and the parrot owner told him that his parrot is so unique that he repeats everything he hears. John got excited and immediately bought the parrot. John went home and spoke many words, but the parrot does not repeat anything.
He went again to the parrot shop and complaint to the shopkeeper, but the shopkeeper never lied. Explain?

Place the numbers from 1 to 9 in the circles in a manner that each side of the triangle sums up to 17.

If you say my name, I will no longer exist. What am I?

What does below Rebus mean ?

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Can you find the ages of a son, father and grandfather based on the following facts?
The sum of the ages of grandfather, father and son is 140 years.
The age of the son in months is the same as the grandfather in years.
The age of the son in days is the same as the father in weeks.