Find the combined weight of the Cat, Dog and Rabbit in the given picture.

I am a type of word that is spelt incorrectly or used differently, on purpose for humour. What am I?
Hint 1: You can find me in a joke.
Hint 2: I am a play on words.

Why do Chinese men eat more rice than Japanese men do ?

Why are all black people so quick ?

Spot the cat in the picture below

A boy collects white seashells from the sea and brings them home every night. When he has enough of them, he decides to sell them to a trader.

The trader is ready to buy the shells and he asks the boy about the quantity. At this, the boy starts calculating. He has a giant box that contains 3 mini boxes. Two of them have another mini box inside. If the giant box can hold 50 shells, how many brown shells can he sell to the trader?

What is a word made up of 4 letters, yet is also made up of 3. Sometimes is written with 9 letters, and then with 4. Rarely consists of 6, and never is written with 5.

Which city is three-fifths chick two third cat and 50% goat?

What word does this rebus represent?

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By what process could you make a 'Tea-Table' into food?