Two men play a dice game involving roll of two standard dice. Man X says that a 12 will be rolled first. Man Y says that two consecutive 7s will be rolled first. The men keep rolling until one of them wins.

What is the probability that X will win ?

A police officer was passing by when he saw a guy hiding. He walked up to him and genially asked, "What is your name?"

"Shut up!" the boy responded.

"Where are your manners?" asked the outraged police officer.

"Up that tree," said the boy discourteously, directing to a neighbouring tree.

You're looking for trouble, aren't you?" said the police officer.

"No, trouble is looking for me!" the boy answered solemnly.

Why is the boy behaving like this?

I am a type of word that is spelt incorrectly or used differently, on purpose for humour. What am I?
Hint 1: You can find me in a joke.
Hint 2: I am a play on words.

Can you count the number of blocks in the picture below?

What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps?

Our product and our sum always give the same answer. Who are we?

How can you spell "White of an egg" in one word?
Hint: I know you can spell coke, poke, and joke.

What common phrase is represented by the below lines

Easy going:
Weak, 'I'm going.'
Tough, 'I'm staying.'

Medium going:
Weak, 'I'm going.'
Tough, 'I'm staying.'

Tough going:
Weak, 'I can't do it, I'm staying!'
Tough, 'Let's get going.'

"That Restaurant always remains crowded. This is the reason why nobody goes there".

Can you find a flaw in this statement?

How many minutes are there in Feb 2017?

Note: The shortest answer is the correct answer.