A man was going to bleach his socks because they had gotten muddy the day before. As he was pouring the bleach into the washing machine, he spilt some on the floor. He got some cleaning fluid and mopped it up with a rag. Minutes later he was dead. What killed him?

What number do you get when you multiply all of the numbers on a telephone's number pad?

It belongs to you, but other people use it more than you do. What is it?

What does a man do only once in his lifetime, but women do once a year after they are 29?

A man is sitting in a bar when a rich man sits next to him. He turns to the rich man and says, “Did you know I know almost every song that has ever existed?”

The rich man laughs. The man then says, “I bet you all the money you have in your wallet that I can sing a genuine song with a lady’s name of your choice in it. The rich man laughs again and says, “OK, how about my daughter’s name, Jamie Armstrong-Miller?” Minutes later, the man collects his cash and the rich man goes home cashless. What song did the man sing?

What has a bottom at the top?

A bomb goes off.
Carnage.
One person, only a few feet away, survives! How can this be?

What is the centre of gravity?

There are three boxes. One is labeled "APPLES" another is labeled "ORANGES". The last one is labeled "APPLES AND ORANGES". You know that each is labeled incorrectly. You may ask me to pick one fruit from one box which you choose.

How can you label the boxes correctly?

Teacher ask the student

'Why are you standing on that chair in music class ?'.

what did student replied ?