I have a big mouth and I am also quite loud! I am NOT a gossip but I do get involved with everyone's dirty business.

A Child was born in Lahore, Pakistan.

Still child is not a Pakistani citizen.why ?

Name a key which is hardest to turn.

Where do you go to learn how to make ice cream?

A police officer was passing by when he saw a guy hiding. He walked up to him and genially asked, "What is your name?"

"Shut up!" the boy responded.

"Where are your manners?" asked the outraged police officer.

"Up that tree," said the boy discourteously, directing to a neighbouring tree.

You're looking for trouble, aren't you?" said the police officer.

"No, trouble is looking for me!" the boy answered solemnly.

Why is the boy behaving like this?

Decode below three cipher riddles:

26 L of the A
7 D of the W
1000 Y in a M

You walk into a room where there are three primates held in their respective cages:
1) A lion who is eating the flesh of a goat.
2) An orangutan who is playing with blocks.
3) A donkey who is sitting idle.

Who is the most intelligent primate in the room?

How can you drop a raw egg from a height onto a concrete floor without cracking it?

A quarter is one-fourth of a dollar but Mr. John has changed the equation as below :

DOLLAR * 4 = QUARTER

Can you replace each letter with a digit to make the above solution correct?

The horse jumps over the king.
Strangely there is absolutely no scratch on him.

Can anyone explain, how is this possible?