There is something which you can be arrested for attempting but not for successfully completing.

I have branches, but no fruit, trunk or leaves. What am I?

1. What does:
TIM JOB
represent?

2. What does:
MO_ _
represent?

A Miser man decided to go on a vacation for a month. He goes to the bank and asks for a trip loan of $500. The bank officer asks the man that the loan can only be approved when he mortgage some valuable thing at the bank. Miser man mortgages his only car whose worth was a whopping $80000. The Bank officer laughed at him and approve the loan instantly. After vacation when the miser man returns, the bank officer asked him "Are you an idiot, why is your mortgage such an expensive car for such a short loan?".

Miser man replied with some reason and the bank officer agreed that the miser man is actually not an idiot.

What did miser man reply to the bank loan officer?.

I start and end with 500 and carry a 5 in my heart. But I require the first letter and the first number to be complete. I am the name of a King.

Who am I ?

If two's company, and three's a crowd, then whats four and five ?

Look at the picture and find out which square is not linked with any of the other squares.

What is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and gray when you throw it away?

Irene killed hundreds of people mercilessly and yet the police were not able to put her behind the bars. Why?

A thief is convicted in Mexico. He gets the death penalty. The judge allows him to say the last sentence to determine how the penalty will be carried out. If the thief lies, he will be hanged, if he speaks the truth he will be beheaded. The thief tells the last sentence and to everybody's surprise some minutes later he is set free because the judge cannot determine his penalty. What did the thief say?