A train leaves from point A for point B at 80 mph. After half an hour, another train leaves from point B for point A at 60 mph.

Which of the trains will be farther from point A when they meet ?

Chef Andrea has to light the kitchen stoves to open her restaurant for the day. There are three stoves in the kitchen: A glass stove, a brick stove, and a wood stove. She only has one match. Which does she light up first?

A man is sitting in a bar when a rich man sits next to him. He turns to the rich man and says, “Did you know I know almost every song that has ever existed?”

The rich man laughs. The man then says, “I bet you all the money you have in your wallet that I can sing a genuine song with a lady’s name of your choice in it. The rich man laughs again and says, “OK, how about my daughter’s name, Jamie Armstrong-Miller?” Minutes later, the man collects his cash and the rich man goes home cashless. What song did the man sing?

That attorney is my brother, testified the accountant.

But the attorney testified he didn't have a brother.

Who is lying?

There are are five things wrong with this sentence; only geniuses will be able to to spot all of the mitstakes

How can you spell "White of an egg" in one word?
Hint: I know you can spell coke, poke, and joke.

What is common among 11, 69, and 88?

In a football game, Christina defeated Teresa by 2 - 0 but no man from either side scored. How can this be possible?

What mathematical symbol can be put between 5 and 9, to get a number bigger than 5 and smaller than 9?

Two boys were admitted to a school. When the headmaster asks them about their parents, they tell him that they have same parents (father and mother). On further inquiry, it turns out that they both share the same date for their birthday.

"Are you twins," ask the headmaster.
"No," replies the boys.

Is it possible?