Why is Saturday stronger than Monday?

A blonde put eyeliner on her head. Why?

I am soft and cuddly that soothe your heart. But, If you pick my last name I am going to tear you all apart. Who am I?

After a heavy Thanksgiving meal, the night watchman went to work. In the morning, he told his boss he had dreamed that a saboteur planted a bomb in the factory and that he felt it was a warning. The boss promptly fired him. Worker confused, Why boss fire him?

He does not have any heart but still, He manages to live.
If you kill him, you will eventually die but yet you kill him.
He cannot run, who is He?

How can you take 2 from 5 and leave 4?

That attorney is my brother, testified the accountant.

But the attorney testified he didn't have a brother.

Who is lying?

In the figure that has been attached to this question, each digit represents a digit. The similar letters carry the same integer value. Can you expose the original digits?

If six children and two dogs were under an umbrella, how come none of them got wet?

How is the moon similar to a dollar?