How many words can a quill made with the feather of a pigeon write with a 100ml bottle of black ink?

Name a key which is hardest to turn.

On the dull night when the blonde was dozing, she heard an odd clamour and she saw that there was a bizarre man with a gun simply outside her home. So she raced to the telephone to call the police, however, she can't dial 911. Why?

A father's child, a mother's child, yet no one's son.

Who am I?

Your last good ping-pong ball fell into a narrow metal pipe embedded one foot deep in concrete.
How can you get it out undamaged, if all the tools you have are your tennis paddle, shoe laces, and plastic water bottle, which does not fit into the pipe?

Railroad Crossing, look out for the cars. Can you spell that, without any R's ?

In a picnic session, a footballer was practicing. During his play, he busted lips and ears and broke ribs and thighs. However, he was still able to play a professional match on the very next day.



How can this be possible?

How many runs at maximum can a batsman score in a normal one-day match? Consider the fact that the conditions are ideal and there are no No Balls, no Wide Balls and no Extras in that match.

A Doctor always sneezes before the rain. Doctor sneezes, Will it rain?

If eleven plus two equals one, what does nine plus five equal?