You walk into a room that contains a match, a kerosene lamp, a candle and a fireplace. What would you light first?

The following sentence is false. The preceding sentence is true.
Are these two sentences true or false?

John was drowned by he was not wet. How?

What can go up a chimney down, but can’t go down a chimney up?

I am a three digit number.
My tens digit is five more than my ones digit.
My hundreds digit is eight less than my tens digit.
What number am I?

How many letters are in the alphabet?

A doctor and a boy were fishing. The boy was the doctor’s son, but the doctor was not the boy’s father. Who was the doctor?

I was speeding and ran through a stop sign, yet two traffic officers who were there do nothing about it.

why?

Decode below rebus
D
N
A
T
S , D

A pet show was happening in my locality. I went down along with my kids. In that show, I noticed that all except two of the entries were cats. All except two were dogs and all except two were Monkeys.

Can you find out how many of each animals were present in that pet show?