Find the hidden panda in the image below.

If you’ve got me, you want to share me; if you share me, you haven’t kept me. What am I?

I am a type of word that is spelt incorrectly or used differently, on purpose for humour. What am I?
Hint 1: You can find me in a joke.
Hint 2: I am a play on words.

When I asked a girl's name she told me her name is the date '07/09/2001'.

I thought for a few seconds and then I got her name. Do you?

What happened when the wheel was invented?

There is a hypothetical state between the USA and Mexico border 'Tango'.
Here 70 percent of the population have defective eyesight, 75 percent are hard of hearing, 80 percent have Nose trouble and 85 percent suffer from allergies, what percentage (at a minimum) suffer from all four ailments?

Which is faster, Heat or Cold ? Explain.

You have a three-gallon and a five-gallon measuring device. You wish to measure out four gallons.

You have a 12 liters jug full of water. You have two empty 8 liters and 5 liters jug. How can you divide the water into two equal parts using these jugs?

"That Restaurant always remains crowded. This is the reason why nobody goes there".

Can you find a flaw in this statement?