What has to be broken before you can use it?

Can you count the number of matches in the picture below ?

The answer I give is yes, but what I mean is no. What was the question?

A man is sitting in a bar when a rich man sits next to him. He turns to the rich man and says, “Did you know I know almost every song that has ever existed?”

The rich man laughs. The man then says, “I bet you all the money you have in your wallet that I can sing a genuine song with a lady’s name of your choice in it. The rich man laughs again and says, “OK, how about my daughter’s name, Jamie Armstrong-Miller?” Minutes later, the man collects his cash and the rich man goes home cashless. What song did the man sing?

What Deficiency does the below rebus represent?

VIT_MIN

That attorney is my brother, testified the accountant.

But the attorney testified he didn't have a brother.

Who is lying?

How many letters are in the alphabet?

Which is the rope you never skip with?

Three ants are going up a hill, one behind the other. The last ant then says to the other ants, 'There is an ant behind me!'' How come?

How many letters are in the alphabet?