There is a family that live in a round house. The two parents go out for a movie and leave a babysitter to watch their son. They come back and the kid was not there. Some one kidnapped him. The maid said she was cleaning in a corner. The cook said he was making pizza. The babysitter said she was getting a board game. Who kidnapped him.

What is so fragile that saying its name breaks it?

What does the below rebus riddle means?

After a heavy Thanksgiving meal, the night watchman went to work. In the morning, he told his boss he had dreamed that a saboteur planted a bomb in the factory and that he felt it was a warning. The boss promptly fired him. Worker confused, Why boss fire him?

Who is generally closer to the kids, mom or dad?

(it's a funny riddle)

There are 2 cops parked along a one-way street looking for traffic violations. They spot a taxi driver going in the wrong direction, yet they do nothing.

Why?

Look at this sequence from top to bottom. What is the next number in the sequence?
1
11
21
1211
111221
312211

I look at you, you look at me I raise my right, you raise your left. What am I?

What time is it when an elephant sits on a fence?

Can you make four (4) nines (9) equal 100?