Who has married many women but was never married?

As a whole I am both
safe and secure.

Behead me and I become
a place of meeting.

Behead me again and I am
the partner of ready.

Restore me, and I become
the domain of beasts.

What am I?

Your mother’s brother’s only brother-in-law is asleep on your couch. Who is asleep on your couch?

I add 5 to 9 and get 2. The answer is correct, so what am I?

I make a loud sound when I’m changing. When I do change, I get bigger but weigh less. What am I?

What am I?

Take one out and scratch my head, I am now black but once was red. What am I?

I shave every day, but my beard stays the same. What am I?

I am the largest in my family of fifty.
The youngest of our family lives separately from the rest of the family and so do I.
I am regarded as harsh and tough.
I am so large, you cut me in two equal halves,
each half would still be larger than the second largest member of the family.
Who am I?

You can win me and lose me but never buy me
You can not eat me and never want to part with me
I can make you cry or bring you joy
I am not a machine and definitely not a toy
You keep me but i am not forever just yours
You might find me in a case or on a shelf next to a vase
I am hard and i am tall if you bump me i am sure to fall
I am made of different materials and am at many events
If your lucky and fight hard I might be yours
What am I ?