Different lights make me strange by changing me into different sizes. What am I?

Who is generally closer to the kids, mom or dad?

(it's a funny riddle)

What do you call a fish without an eye?

Most people think of me as money. But when they find me in the water, they won’t get any money out of me. What am I?

Why is the longest human nose just 11 inches?

What do you think with the below Picture ?

There are three cows, two dogs, and one cat: How many legs do you have?

Doctor Alex and a bus driver John are both in love with the same woman named Olivia. The bus driver need to go for a long trip of 10 days, Before he left he gave Olivia 10 apples.

It begins where the time ends.
Its second is an expression of surprise.
Its third is a question.
Its fourth is urinate.
It ends with a drink.

Which country it is?

Outside a massage parlour, there is a board that reads
"I only massage those who do not massage themselves."

Reading the above statement, does the masseur massage himself?