what's the probability of getting a king or a queen from a pack of 52 cards?

What is red and smells like blue paint?

1 rabbit saw 9 elephants while going to the river. Every elephant saw 3 monkeys going toward the river. Each monkey had 1 parrot in each hand. How many animals are going towards the river?

I am not a bull but I have horns.
I am not an ass but I have a pack saddle.
Wherever I go, I leave silver behind me.

Who am I?

When can we add 2 to 11 and get 1 as the correct answer?

what does this below rebus represent identXQQQQQME

There are forty elephants and they have forty-fore heads. How can this be possible?

Find the smallest sentence with all the English alphabet.

You have a thousand Re. 1 coins with you. You have ten bags with you and you can put any number of coins in each of the bags. The condition is that if someone asks you for any amount between 1 and 1000, you must be able to give that amount by just giving the bag (you are not allowed to open the bag and give coins).

How will you do it?

Outside a massage parlour, there is a board that reads
"I only massage those who do not massage themselves."

Reading the above statement, does the masseur massage himself?